"Being who you are is so much easier than faking it." - Adam Lambert

fucking-landshark:

I’ve officially found the most perfect song to represent Dan and Phil’s friendship and no one can convince me otherwise.

Well I know there’s lots of kinds of love in the world
and they’re not all romantic and not all for boys and girls
but what we have doesn’t have strict definition
because I love you just as much as I hate my college tuition
and we’re basically like dating but without all the romance
don’t get me wrong, I think you’re pretty, but I don’t want in your pants
it’s just that
I’m in best friend love with you
so I wrote this song for you
And I know you think it’s weird, it’s true
but I’m in best friend love with you
and I think we should go all the way
in the 100% friendzoned way
and I can’t get you out of my head
and as long as we’re in separate beds
I wouldn’t mind spending the rest of my life with you 
like maybe we would work if we’re single or we’re gay
but what I’m really trying to say
is I don’t love you like Shang loved Mulan
you’re more like the Robin Hood to my Little John
and I love you like autotune loves T-Pain
like a prostitute loves crack cocaine
I love you like Batman wished his parents hadn’t died
like Anne Frank wanted to fucking go outside
you’re more than my best friend, you’re my partner in crime
that I’d never ever make out with
(except for that one time)
And I know you think it’s weird, it’s true
but I’m in best friend love with you
and I think we should go all the way
in the 100% friendzoned way
and I can’t get you out of my head
and as long as we’re in separate beds
I wouldn’t mind spending the rest of my life with you 
whoaaaa, best friend love
don’t need no love-glove with best friend love

philosophicalharry:

me at family parties

• “who even are these people”
• “lets play a game called guess the wifi password”
• “yes i am really this tall”
• “can we leave now”
• “free food holla”
• “im really bad at guessing wifi passwords”